If the human race was to die out and Apes survived, the human race would be able to make a comeback…right? NO! If we truly evolved from Apes, then there should be a high probability that a monkey would give birth to a human. In addition, if evolution were real, why do…
omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND
|Me:||then fucking act like it|
Cats have not and will not be domesticated.
Our old cat, Prego, did exactly the same thing as the black and white one there. We’d put the harness on her and she’d flop over like that.
Thing was, she wasn’t flopping over in defeat. She loved it. If we didn’t drag her around like a goddamned floor mop she’d whine.