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shitmystudentswrite:

If the human race was to die out and Apes survived, the human race would be able to make a comeback…right? NO! If we truly evolved from Apes, then there should be a high probability that a monkey would give birth to a human. In addition, if evolution were real, why do…

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2 days ago

profwebleygrizwold:

important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt

(via kaleidanscope)

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2 days ago

gayblowjob:

omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND

(via coolest-humans)

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6 days ago

Platonic relationships are great and all

goodmorningbalthazar:

but I prefer Socratic relationships

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(x)

(via awkwardvagina)

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6 days ago

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

(Source: ruffaloh, via grayhaddock)

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6 days ago

bowie1984:

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

this is morally and ethically wrong and hurtful to the teenage population of today

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6 days ago
asapscience:

The Glasswinged Butterfly. The pretty creature, who is a native of Mexico and South America, does not lack the tissues that make up a full wing, but rather the coloured scales that other butterflies have.

asapscience:

The Glasswinged Butterfly. 

The pretty creature, who is a native of Mexico and South America, does not lack the tissues that make up a full wing, but rather the coloured scales that other butterflies have.

(via grayhaddock)

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6 days ago

prokopetz:

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect

(via grayhaddock)

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6 days ago
ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

Just want to remind the world that even Sheldon ships Destiel.

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

Just want to remind the world that even Sheldon ships Destiel.

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1 week ago

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

(Source: acekarkat, via ikimaru)

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1 week ago
WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it
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1 week ago
moonblossom:

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

Our old cat, Prego, did exactly the same thing as the black and white one there. We’d put the harness on her and she’d flop over like that.Thing was, she wasn’t flopping over in defeat. She loved it. If we didn’t drag her around like a goddamned floor mop she’d whine.

moonblossom:

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

Our old cat, Prego, did exactly the same thing as the black and white one there. We’d put the harness on her and she’d flop over like that.

Thing was, she wasn’t flopping over in defeat. She loved it. If we didn’t drag her around like a goddamned floor mop she’d whine.

(via koraflame)

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1 week ago
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