I don't even know anymore.
Hannibal Lecter:*frames Jack Crawford*
Jack Crawford:*arrests self*
Jack Crawford:How could I have missed it…
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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via zappyscrewdriver)

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2 hours ago

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

fuckyeahshezza:

high-functioning-drama-queen:

no but can you imagine anderson and that one girl actually explaining their theories on screen? like

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sometimes thinking about this gets me through the day

I would pay to see this

(via zappyscrewdriver)

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2 hours ago

t-angy:

i want to be 18 but i also want to be 8

(via zappyscrewdriver)

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2 hours ago

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

(via zappyscrewdriver)

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2 hours ago

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

(via zappyscrewdriver)

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2 hours ago

Supernatural: An Easter Summary

fake-suicide-of-genius:

confessions-of-a-cupcake:

floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

(via szlana)

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2 hours ago

q-dormir:

How to deal with fretting grubs

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2 hours ago

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

(via malec-is-on-fire)

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3 hours ago

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via all-time-youtubers)

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15 hours ago

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via all-time-youtubers)

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15 hours ago



In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.

fucking thank you


In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.

fucking thank you

(Source: stability, via all-time-youtubers)

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15 hours ago

petrichorinthemorning:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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Sleepy is before the nap, tired is after waking up

(Source: minato-arisato, via all-time-youtubers)

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15 hours ago
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