I don't even know anymore.

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via koraflame)

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queen-elsa-of-pokemon:

reluctantisthehero:

Stop. Read this.

That shirt looks great on you.

I like it when you smile

I care about you.

It’s gonna be okay.

I’m so happy you’re alive.

Stay strong, everyone.

This needs to be on everyone’s dash

(via koraflame)

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Beethoven:ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience:*cheers*
Beethoven:I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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murakamistuff:

Haruki Murakami’s illustrated The Strange Library - exclusive preview

A schoolboy pops into the library to find a book on taxation in the Ottoman empire – this is his first mistake. The quest for knowledge takes an unexpected turn in Haruki Murakami’s The Strange Library, published for the first time in English this December. 

(via theinnkeeperlibrarian)

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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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(Source: kakerukurosawa, via aobameme)

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gatorbiscuits:

*drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison

(via aobameme)

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fapamir:

*1/4 through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* 3/4 through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

(via aobameme)

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straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

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(via aobameme)

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keshima:

even yaoi hands cant hold my love for you

(via mivuki)

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ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via aobameme)

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emospritelet:

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

Dying with laughter

emospritelet:

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

Dying with laughter

(Source: memewhore, via yerawwizarderidan)

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me flirting:so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity
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giliananderson:

yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

(via tonjeelida)

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via tonjeelida)

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